The tale of the legendary Jackalope is rich with lore. They say Jackalopes have a taste for whiskey, can mimic human voices, and love joining in on campfire sing-alongs—always singing tenor, notably. Back in the day, when the Jackalope was first rumored to roam North America, the high plains were anything but the friendly lands we know now. Renowned publications like the *Casper Star-Tribune* even advised those venturing outdoors to protect their legs with cast iron stovepipes to avoid the fate of being gored by these furry little hellions. Now, I know what you’re thinking... That's just plain crazy. Jackalopes aren't real. But next time you’re by the campfire and hear a mysterious chorus of tenors, don’t say we didn’t warn you.